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είσαι το ταίρι μου...
Λάζαρος: εγώ τις Κυριακές ξυπνάω..Δευτέρα...

-Ζήκουυυυυυυυυυυυυυ
-Α στο διάλο πια Ζήκου κι Ζήκου (Της κακομοίρας)

-Μια πορτοκαλάδα
-Από πορτοκάλι; (Τα κίτρινα γάντια)

-How you doin'? (Friends)

''Στο διαβολο Χαγιατε!''με την απιστευτη φωνη του Cabamaru :lol1:
Οποιος το εβλεπε ξερει
Α και φυσικα ''μακαροναδα!!'' απο τον ιδιο

καταραμένε χαγιάτε....χαχαχαχαχα :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Και... ''thunder thunder thundercats!!Hoooooo!!!!'' !

έχω τη δύναμηηηηηηηηηηη....

''Στο ονομα της δικαιοσυνης!Ειμαι η She-Ra!!!''αχ τη λατρευω αυτη τη κοπελα :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_VmgCSKfq4

Everything happens for a reason (Charmed)

Oceanborn έγραψε:Και... ''thunder thunder thundercats!!Hoooooo!!!!'' !

Πού το θυμήθηκες?! Θεϊκό!!!

Από τα Εγκλήματα πάλι:
-Αν είναι κορίτσι θα το βγάλω Σωσώ...
-Κι αν είναι αγόρι, Damien.

CassandraBlack έγραψε:

Oceanborn έγραψε:Και... ''thunder thunder thundercats!!Hoooooo!!!!'' !

Πού το θυμήθηκες?! Θεϊκό!!!

Από τα Εγκλήματα πάλι:
-Αν είναι κορίτσι θα το βγάλω Σωσώ...
-Κι αν είναι αγόρι, Damien.

θεικο!

Mια θεϊκη ατακα που 'ρθε τωρα ειναι η ακολουθη απο το Dead Silence...

Βeware the stare of Mary Saw...
She had no children, only dolls...
And if you see her in your deams...
Be sure you never, ever scream or...
She'll rip your tongue out at the seam...

Θυμαμαι ειχα πορωθει με αυτο το ποιηματακι... :P

"They call me Erik the Blacksmith, Erik the Dragonslayer, Erik the Hero of Burgund".
"All three are titles. The one honest, the second honorable, the third honored".
~Ring of the Nibelungs

CassandraBlack έγραψε:"They call me Erik the Blacksmith, Erik the Dragonslayer, Erik the Hero of Burgund".
"All three are titles. The one honest, the second honorable, the third honored".
~Ring of the Nibelungs

το ειδα χθες και το εχω δει αλλες 2!! ωραια ταινεια

Aπο One Tree Hill:

Lucas: [to Peyton] Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower... yeah, no wonder you broke up with him.

Peyton: Go Brooke yourself.


Ellie Hart: It's an article I wrote.
Peyton: For what, Lying Bitch Monthly?

Brooke: I can't breathe!
Haley James: What?
Brooke: There's no room with Chris's ego!


Peyton: Buds over studs.
Brooke: Hoes over bros.


Brooke: Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If you stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if you haven't already!

Brooke: Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the next time you have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!



Jules: You didn't turn your cell phone off in a church?
Dan Scott: It might be God.

Charmed:

Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?


Cole: You've got to hold my hand.
Prue: This already sucks.


Phoebe: I curse you, you curse me, let's get together and do a little cursing.


Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?
Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.



Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.

θεικα τα 2 τελευταια ποστ!!!


Love actually



Mark:[to Juliet, on sheets of poster board] With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas.


Eleonore: This is Aurelia
Jamie: Ah. Uh, bonjour, Aurelia.
Aurelia: Bonjour.
Jamie: (speaks broken French)
Eleonore: Uh, unfortunately she cannot speak French, just like you


Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.

Radio DJ: [on the phone] Hi, Billy!
Billy Mack: Hello.
Radio DJ: We're live across the country, and you're number one!
[Billy laughs]
Radio DJ: How will you be celebrating?
Billy Mack: I don't know. Uh, either I could behave like a real rock-and-roll loser, and get drunk with my fat manager, or when I hang up I'll be bombarded with invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Radio DJ: Let's hope it's the second, Billy. And here it is again, Number One by Billy Mack, it's "Christmas Is All Around."
Billy Mack: Oh, Jesus, not that crap again! [laughs]


Aurelia meets Juliet, Mark, and Peter in the airport]
Aurelia: Jaime's friends are so good looking! He never tells me this. I think now, maybe I make the wrong choice, pick wrong Englishman?
Jamie: She can't speak English properly, she doesn't know what she's saying.


Mia: I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.


Karen: So what's this big news, then?
Daisy: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.
Karen: The lobster?
Daisy: Yeah!
Karen: In the nativity play?
Daisy: [beaming] Yeah, *first* lobster.
Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy: Duh.


Mia: It's an art gallery, full of dark corners, for doing... dark deeds.


Mia: I don't want something I need. I want something I want - something pretty.


Colin: Exciting news!
Tony: What?
Colin: I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks.
Tony: No!
Colin: Yes! To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.
Tony: No!
Colin: Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin! Whoo hoo!
Tony: No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're already going out with rich, attractive guys.
Colin: Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.
Tony: That is total bollocks. You've actually gone mad, now.
Colin: No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
Tony: No, Colin, no!
Colin: Yes!
Tony: Nyet!
Colin: Da!
Tony: Nein!
Colin: Ja, darling!


Karen: Mia's very pretty.
Harry: Is she?
Karen: You know she is darling. Be careful there.


Billy Mack: Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!






Sex & the City



Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.


Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore?
Samantha: Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?


Carrie: Can you really forgive if you cant forget?


Carrie: Samantha is my friend. She's my family. My insides. She will be fine because she has to be fine. That's how important she is to me.


Samantha: Women are for friendship, men are for fucking.


Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."


Samantha (to her male intern): The bad news is you're fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.


Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.


Samantha: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.


Charlotte (to Samantha): Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be - it's the hottest spot in town - it's always open.


Samantha: I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again.
Charlotte: What happens to it?
Samantha: Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie: Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha: That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda: And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.


Samantha: Is he that bad in bed?
Miranda: No. He's just... he's a guy. He can rebuild a jet engine but when it comes to a woman... What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx!!!!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!

Οι ατάκες του Sex & The City είναι all the money!



Friends:

Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.


Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.


Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!


Joey Tribbiani: [upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the movies with him] Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!


και ακόμη Charmed:


Paige: If you want to talk to Piper, she's in the room throwing up.
Phoebe: What, is she sick?
Paige: She's pregnant Phoebe, sickness is their way of life.


Cole: I'm goin' straight to hell cause it's got to be a sin to look THIS good.


Piper: Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.


Piper: Oh. You're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big-breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption because I own this club, which makes me a V.V.V.I.P."


[upon meeting Grams for the first time]
Paige: No offense, but aren't you supposed to be dead?
Grams: Oh, I'm over that.


[Phoebe was just turned into a pumpkin. Adam walks over to the pumpkin and picks it up. He raises it above his head. Cole walks out]
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her. (Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up.) Oh, what am I gonna do with you? (He unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face.) Keep your hands off my pumpkin!


Phoebe: [to Spencer Ricks] You know what? You're a turkey! And turkeys don't write columns.
[she throws the potion at Spencer and he turns into a turkey]
Phoebe: But they do make delicious dinners!


Piper: How can you be so evil?
Cole: It's a gift.

friends

season 4 the trivia game + season 8 the bamboozle game

τρελο γελιο και οι δυο σκηνες

"Everybody lies" ~Greg House

"You can dislike me, but you can't ignore me" ~Lestat de Lioncourt

It's showtime!!!

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion"

Αγαπημένη ατάκα που έχω τώρα είναι: Τα πάντα όλα, μάθε μπαλίτσα!Και τις δυο τις έχει πει ο θεός Νίκος Αλέφαντος!Τα πάντα όλα παιδιά!

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up!'"
Καλα του ειπε του ηλιθιου!

The Simpsons.. :afro: