Mortal Instruments

^Nothing less than 7 inches, that's her motto, καπως θα ψηλωσει

^Όχι και χωρίς τακούνια έπρεπε να είναι ψηλότερη. Ή η Κλέρι κοντύτερη. Αφού υποτίθεται πως η Ίζυ ήταν ψηλόλιγνη και πανύψηλη μπροστά στη Κλέρι, ενώ τώρα είναι σχεδόν το αντίθετο.

Και ποτε θα βαψει το μαλλι?

^Πω παιδια ειναι τελεια η εμφανιση

Ευχαριστουμε Πανο

Σπόιλερ:

Oι δεξία της Λιλι ποιοι είναι;Αγαπώ!

^Αλεκ + Ιζαμπελ

Τέλειες εμφανίσεις!

^Lady Belcourt, ευχαριστουμε
Μονο εμεις και η Κωνσταντινα γιναμε απο TMI/TID? Ντροπη σας

Θα γινομουν Valentine αλλα βαριεμαι να ψαχνω εμφανιση

Tην Jocelyn θα την κάνει η Cersei;;

fireworks-puke rainbows and shit



*ναι τώρα το είδα

Eleanna Lovegood έγραψε:^Lady Belcourt, ευχαριστουμε
Μονο εμεις και η Κωνσταντινα γιναμε απο TMI/TID? Ντροπη σας

Anytime, χρυσό μου.

εχω διαβασει τα 2 πρωτα και λογικα τον επομενο μηνα θα παρω το 3ο :3 εξαισια σειρα βιβλιων, με αρκετη δραση και πολυ ενδιαφερον
και τον Τζεις<3

Σπόιλερ:

Εξαιρετικά edits on characters

Το είδα και στο τουμπλρ νωρίτερα, είναι πόρωση

Παναγιά μου, σα ζωγραφιές είναι.

Review από χρήστη του Goodreads για το Clockwork Angel (το οποίο διαβάζω τώρα και θέλω να το παρατήσω από το πρώτο κεφάλαιο *ακριβώς* όπως ήθελα να κάνω και στο City of Bones)

Without any doubt, in my not-so-professional opinion, this book is a little, flaccid dick waving free in the breeze of literature trying its very bestest to hardened up and bugger us all in the ass

My advice: don't let it.

It's nice to know that even though Cassandra Clare's Draco Trilogy ended years ago, I can pick up ANY SINGLE ONE of her books that she has published and see not only Dracoʼs character, but all my old friends from the Harry Potter Fanon Universe with different names and physical descriptions but otherwise pretty much intact. Because seven really long books just wasnʼt enough for them apparently.

It's nice to know that the snappy little one-liners and cheap hijinks are being recycled because they worked so well the first AND second time she used them.

I don't think I've made it any great secret that I despise the writings of Cassandra Clare - so let me get the, few, good points out of the way so I can go back to imagining a world where authors like this are forcibly chained to their desks and made to read their own stories over and over again until theyʼre sorry.

-She stopped using so many damn similes. I no longer feel like gouging out my own eyes every single time she tries to describe something.

-There is no creepy incest in this book so my husband was spared walking in on me trying to choke the life out of a paperback novel.

And… that about it. I mean, letʼs face it, if the only good things I can say about this book are that sheʼs made slight improvements so that I no longer feel the urge to commit seppuku by diving head first into a meat grinder, then itʼs not high praise.

So what was wrong with this novel? Well, other than the fact that the characters were almost CARBON COPIES of ones that Iʼd read in City of Bones, Draco Dormiens, Draco Sinister and Draco Veritas, there was just so much to hate. The character building that they actually DO have only exists because she did the work years ago (on top of another author's pre-existing characters) – otherwise theyʼd be little more animated than the clockwork automatons that appear in this story.

Donʼt get me started on how she wikiʼd “Victorian Society”, copy and pasted the information into word and then randomly injected it into the story via the characters parroting the cans and canʼts of the time period. Not even going there. Itʼll take too long to complain about that.

How about her inability to write a storyline that is in anyway surprising? Reading one of her novels is like watching a dumbed down version of Scooby Doo. I actually liked Scooby Doo (before Scrappy-Doo came along. Whoever made that character needed to be shot, hung, kheelhauled and quartered – the whole works) but you know how theyʼd go somewhere and theyʼd be like, “Hey guys, I think somethingʼs going to happen! Hey, look gang, a perfectly inconspicuous diving mask… I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE A CLUE *WINK**WINK**NUDGE**NUDGE* FOR ALL THE FIVE YEAR OLD KIDS PLAYING AT HOME!”

In Clockwork Angel, Clare practically flags you down, makes you come look VERY hard at her clue that is painted bright, bright red and poorly hidden behind her back while she insists that itʼs not actually there and giggles every time she tries to make you not look at her ENORMOUS FLIPPIN' CLUE. She insists on this behaviour until finally you pat her on the head, tell her that she ALMOST managed to colour inside all the lines.

The whole concept of this book wasnʼt original! It was her looking at the Internet culture going, “Huh… so people are really getting into steampunk, eh? Hmmmm… how can I cash in on this with as little effort on my behalf as possible?”

She is recycling characters that she built on from the Harry Potter universe years ago. She's recycling storylines, conversations, personalities, plot-points, ideas and concepts from all around her and she recycles her own stuff (what little there is of it) just as frequently.

When she was accused of plagiarism for lifting entire paragraphs of text from other authors without referencing it, she made a comment that it didn't really matter because - hey, isn't fanfiction just pastiche anyway?

Well, fine. It was just fanfiction, who really cares? But I'd think after all these years she would have moved on past her pastiche style of writing to something that she could actually claim as her own.

But you know what? She can't. It seems she's entirely incapable of it. She is doing the literary equivalent of attempting to f@^# us all up the ass, without lube, and I for one donʼt intend to sit around and take it. I feel no guilt in saying that she doesnʼt deserve to be published or to be earning the money that she is. I will proudly complain about her books until she actually starts to care about the fudge that sheʼs packing.

στην κυριούλα...

Πλάκα σπάς, κάνει τέτοιο πράμα με την τριλογία του ντράκο;

Θυμάστε που βγήκαν οι πρώτες φωτογραφίες από το Τορόντο που πήγαν για γυρίσματα και ο Τζέιμι με την Λίλυ ήταν όλο πιασμένοι χεράκι-χεράκι, γελούσαν και αναρωτιόμασταν πότε θα τα φτιάξουν?
Ταράμ!

Morgan le Fay έγραψε:Πλάκα σπάς, κάνει τέτοιο πράμα με την τριλογία του ντράκο;

ΝΑΙ

Η φωτογραφία είναι παλιά,νομίζω την έχει ποστάρει ήδη η Ανθή ή κάποιος άλλος.

Και γιατί την είδα πρώτη φορά σήμερα στο τουμπλρ?

^γιατί είσαι καθυστέρημα, να γιατί

ήρθα να προτείνω να ανοίξει κάποιος τόπικ στις ταινίες πια, νισάφι

Eleanna Lovegood έγραψε:Και γιατί την είδα πρώτη φορά σήμερα στο τουμπλρ?

Ξερω γω βρε κοπέλα μου;

Κωνσταντίνα το ξέρεις ότι κανένας δε σου απαγορεύει να ανοίξεις το τόπικ εσύ, έτσι;
Παρ' όλα αυτά, τα-ντααν!

γιατί να το ανοίξω εγώ όταν υπάρχουν βλάκες σαν και σένα; ευχαριστώωω