Ποιος κακός ήρωας της λογοτεχνίας είστε;

Captain James Hook
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You, Caprain, are not only swarthy, dashing, and cold-blooded, but you are also old, alone, and done for. You've devoted your life to finding and killing Peter Pan, who cut off your hand and fed it to the crocodile, who now hunts you perpetually. It's a pity that someone so gosh-darn dastardly is fated to die. You're, like, my favorite villain, by the way.

Gollum, or Smeagol

Poor, poor Smeagol... corrupted by the ring of power, reduced to a hideous blob of a humanoid, and spliced into a timid version of yourself and a new, repulsive alternate personality named Gollum. All you can think about is the Ring, the prescious, and your desire drives you to do despicable things in order to procure it post haste. You really need a good psychologist to deal with that schizophrenia there.
ρεεεε αυτος μας βαζει να πληρωνουμε ψυχολογο (οτι να ναι)

Dude.... what more needs to be said? You're the frigging epitome of evil. End of story. Oh, and by the way, you're going to die a humiliating and painful death. Sorry to have to break it to you (pfft).

Βολντι

Christopher Carrion, the Lord of Midnight

You are one hardcore dude. When the item of your fancy, Princess Boa, jolted you as you were courting her, you sent a dragon to eat her at her wedding with Finnegan Hobb. Now you are culminating the forces of darkness in hopes of drenching the archipelago of the Abarat in perpetual darnkess!!! And hopefully force Candy Quackenbush to love you, seeing as she's the reincarnation of Princess Boa and all.

Ελεος?!   

Jadis, Queen of Narnia or the White Witch

You are one cold-hearted chick. You have serious anger management problems, and for every shard of cruelty in you there is a geyser of fury waiting to surface. You're completely afraid of losing your power, and will do anything to stop the horrible fate which will eventually befall you. You absolutely hate flowers, children, and, of course, Aslan, who is totally sexy. You really hate that he's more gorgeous than you. That's the truth of it.

  

επειδή πέρασαν αρκετά χρόνια είπα να το ξανακάνω

Esmé Squalor

You are the most fashionable woman on the planet. Everything you do is very in, and you're going out with a very, very bad actor named Count Olaf, whom you've been trying to make more stylish. You have a pair of deadly stiletto heels, and you just can't wait to use them on those irksome, un-fashionable orphans!

δεν ξέρω καν ποια είναι αλλά fuck yeah   

edit: τώρα κατάλαβα   

i'm fabulous   

Captain James Hook

You, Caprain, are not only swarthy, dashing, and cold-blooded, but you are also old, alone, and done for. You've devoted your life to finding and killing Peter Pan, who cut off your hand and fed it to the crocodile, who now hunts you perpetually. It's a pity that someone so gosh-darn dastardly is fated to die. You're, like, my favorite villain, by the way.

captain....τυχαιο?δεν νομιζωωωω!!!

Count Olaf


You are not only incredibly conceited, infinitely cruel, and completely lacking in social graces, but you are also a horrible actor. It seems like those fragging children are always seeing through your disguise! But it's alright, because you've got your super-stylish girlfriend, Esmé, to help you through your frustration by keeping you extravagantly fashionable. Nothing will stop you from pursuing what you want, which is MONEY! MONEY!! MONEY!!! and maybe a little fame, but mostly MONEY!!!!

Δεν τον ξέρω τον κυριούλη αλλά μάλλον είμαστε αδελφές ψυχές!

Count Olaf

You are not only incredibly conceited, infinitely cruel, and completely lacking in social graces, but you are also a horrible actor. It seems like those fragging children are always seeing through your disguise! But it's alright, because you've got your super-stylish girlfriend, Esmé, to help you through your frustration by keeping you extravagantly fashionable. Nothing will stop you from pursuing what you want, which is MONEY! MONEY!! MONEY!!! and maybe a little fame, but mostly MONEY!!!!

Να κάτι που δεν περίμενα.

Sauron, the Dark Lord

Defeated at the height of your conquest, your character is dismally undeveloped, but basically you represent everything that is bad about the world. You created a monster when you forged that ring, and that monster is taking over the minds of such innocents as Smeagol, Baromir, and almost Frodo. You are really badass.

Ε, είμαι μπάντας, τι να κάνω;!  

Jadis, Queen of Narnia or the White Witch